Category: Candi Shop
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Her Hostage List
What is this foolishness? Her Hostage List Friday’s fallout Created an eviction notice Due to a argument that went south Closing of the Candy Shop Sweet tooth decay Enforced with a padlock In search of a new tenant starting in May – “Room 4 Rent” Locks changed Hostage list discovered List of demands The knock on the…
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Sweet Young Love
Young Women & Older Women Nah, nicca I’m an ole man. Getting money and having sex is everything. At this point and time what do I look like tryin to phuck wit a chick my age? That’s like forcing two fat people to be together. Have you ever seen two big people sit together in…
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Asszilla
There’s never a wrong time for the right person. Asszilla Her dream was to have a wife and a husband. Since society isn’t ready for that kind of shyt she settled with just having a husband and a best friend, on the side. Brutha licked his lips and extended his olive branch to her then placed his order…
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Overrated
Young man being married is overrated. Don’t be fooled and save yourself the trouble of finding out the hard way. Stay single for as long as possible and keep your money in your pocket. Save, invest, put it in an IRA and 401K account but don’t you ever put your money in the hands of…
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Intermission
Fo Da Ladies… Don’t forget to click or cut & paste into your web browser to receive your intermission treat. I will admit I’ve been holding out. Follow me on twitter @harlematltibbs & check out Enter Harlem’s Corner at Tumblr ( The Pinterest site is under construction.) where you will find Harlem’s Heavy Hitters, Harlem…
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So You’re Celibate
Don’t think it’s right to call yourself “Celibate” if you play with yourself or own sex toys and use them when necessary. That’s not being celibate that’s called “Something Else”. You’re fooling yourself if you view it differently. Single Dads: If you are home with the kids or if you just have them over for…
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Planet Climax
Giana received and read her text message. In one motion she took off her black lace lingerie and matching nightgown only to throw on a pair of jeans that was hanging in her walk-in closet. It was a vision to watch GiGi get dressed. Gi, slowly pulled her favorite jeans up around her sexy behind…
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Good Pizza
Supervisin, flexin on dat managin tip. She was Dominos pushin pizza, Minus the hut type of shyt. Lips lickin, Vaseline shinnin, Can I take your order? Translate: What’s on yo mind? Smiling like, “BabyBoi wuz good wit cha?” Smellin like today’s special. Pepperoni, onions and extra sausage. Oh boy! My favorite. She don’t even have…
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The Gucci Playboi
Love Baby Gurl from your heart. The expression that appears on Honey’s face make the gesture worth the effort. The moment you walk through the door is truly priceless. Just think about the love Sweetie will make and the many different ways Lady will thank you for thinking about her in such a way. The joy it will bring to know…
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Champagne Poppin
Honey is talented, fearless, passionate about the world and her art. Champagne Poppin However, Brutha can’t forget how he met sistah. She was on the outside looking in. He had made his moves and living working in the music industry. During the past few years Brutha is no longer apart of the industry, relocated to Atlanta and has placed his…
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A Painful Price
A Painful Price A woman that walks around all day in stylish, painful shoes which hurt her feet is foolish, selfish and insecure. She could careless just as long as she looks good in them. This type of pedigree of a woman speaks volumes; a person that will do anything for attention. She’s…
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Honey Sweet
A simple chick knows her limits, but a wise woman knows she doesn’t have any. Honey Sweet Honey Sweet is a man’s dream. Everything that Brutha waited and prayed for. Sweetie’s Brooklyn backyard jungle gym is enormous and a beautiful sight to witness. Her connector simply provides a link, connecting and attracting her man, bringing…
Harlem Inner City Blues: Random Thoughts 