Tag: gossip
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The Future Of Oklahoma City: Durant & Westbrook
With Cleveland waiting for a worthy opponent to play in the NBA Finals the writing is on the wall for Oklahoma City. The Future Of Oklahoma City: Durant & Westbrook With the series now 3-2, and after being up 3-1, this will be a must close out win for OKC’s Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook…
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Gluttonous Maximus: Who Ate My Chili?
“Excuse me Sir. Please drop the candy bar and slowly back away from the small child”. Gluttonous Maximus: Who Ate My Chili? So you’re gonna let me vent right? Check this out. I can’t mention his name but maybe by chance you’ll figure it out but for now we’ll just call him “Tiny”. To tell…
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His Cellie
(11:45pm) The phone rings and as he makes his way out of the bedroom and enters the kitchen for a little more privacy and discreteness. Him: Baby you know I can’t wait until I get my car. The phuckin bus broke down and I’m almost home. Just so you know, I hate public transportation. Her: …
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His Hidden Agenda
Real talk baby gurl, he’s gay and it’s better to get over it now instead of crying about it later. He has gay tendencies. For the record, I don’t have any problem with the homosexual community. I don’t care if you’re gay, bi-curious, straight or just straight up different. If it works for you I’m…
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Men’s Panties
Over 1 million people are currently incarcerated in the American prison system. Men’s Panties Pants saggin is a mainstream jailhouse culture that has swept across America and is now considered to be a fashion statement. Every generation has it’s questionable moment in fashion. In prison or in any jail system the correction officers will take…
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Dear God…
Dear God What have you placed in my hands? Please help me understand why I am the way that I am. I have so much room for improvement. I’m in desperate need to have you close to me… Why am I a horrible father? Why was I a horrible husband? Why am I a poor…
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The Secret
After 11 years and experienced a failed marriage, I asked a woman who has been married for well over 50 years one simple question. “What is the secret to a successful marriage”? The woman looked at me, smiled and said “Laughter and being hard of hearing”. Food for thought. Grab a plate. Then relate. Harlem,…
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No Mistakes
There are no mistakes, only experiences… Food for thought, grab a plate. Then relate Harlem, Heaven is at the foot of Mother…
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Hidden Colors: While Eating Shrimp
There’s a direct relationship between going to prison, owning businesses, and corporations. Knowing the difference when calling it scrimp while eating shrimp, is priceless. Build your castle one floor at a time. 1st Floor: Businesses & Industries = Economics There’s a direct relationship between having a business and being in prison. Go and find 7-8 Asians…
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Sunday’s Brunch: Girls Club Chatter
Our love is solid like a rock. Nothing can tear us apart. Muffin: “He is out of his mind, doesn’t he know I be tired after a long days work? Girl I need a vacation cause these men must be crazy. After I put the kids down I barley have enough energy for myself to…
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Sweet Young Love
Young Women & Older Women Nah, nicca I’m an ole man. Getting money and having sex is everything. At this point and time what do I look like tryin to phuck wit a chick my age? That’s like forcing two fat people to be together. Have you ever seen two big people sit together in…
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Mr. Charlie
The year that past retraced its steps… Welcome to the wonderful world of Grey where life is suspended and issues are placed into a microwave then dumped in a sink. Watch the dirty plates dance and wash themselves as the food circle around the drain only to later disappear then suddenly reappear on the…
Harlem Inner City Blues: Random Thoughts 