Category: Lady
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The Byrd & The Bum
Get your bail money ready “Baby” you earned it. You stay gassed and pass on electric. It’s cleaner. Judgment day, guilty as phuck. Served like a subpoena. Bird brain, your cousin, bird-mane Cram to understand. Over stand this… It’s not a wedgie. Take your finger out your bum and no it’s not a thong. Seagulls…
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Hard Body
I hope you know your lady is very special. She has this beautiful way about her that make me feel like a King. You’d be surprise just how much she’s willing to take. Nahmean! Keep watching Sports Channel and ESPN. Playing Sony Playstation and Xbox is more important, right? Don’t even put down the joystick. Baby girl’s pickup…
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Sex Appeal
Dearly beloved, a relationship is a marathon and not a 100 yard dash. It’s a slow cook, a long grid; not something you place in a microwave, smile and say “magic”. My boy, you can’t worship a woman just because she gives you some head every now and again. Sex and a strong six months don’t cut…








