Category: bloggingwhilebrown
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Cold Feet?
Some women are so hurt and disappointed with men they’ll remember to close their hearts but forget and keep their legs open. Look homie you just phucked up so now it’s time to hustle, hit the boards and rebound after a missed shot. Whenever you find yourself in the hot seat, paint a picture for…
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His Cellie
(11:45pm) The phone rings and as he makes his way out of the bedroom and enters the kitchen for a little more privacy and discreteness. Him: Baby you know I can’t wait until I get my car. The phuckin bus broke down and I’m almost home. Just so you know, I hate public transportation. Her: …
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His Hidden Agenda
Real talk baby gurl, he’s gay and it’s better to get over it now instead of crying about it later. He has gay tendencies. For the record, I don’t have any problem with the homosexual community. I don’t care if you’re gay, bi-curious, straight or just straight up different. If it works for you I’m…
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Men’s Panties
Over 1 million people are currently incarcerated in the American prison system. Men’s Panties Pants saggin is a mainstream jailhouse culture that has swept across America and is now considered to be a fashion statement. Every generation has it’s questionable moment in fashion. In prison or in any jail system the correction officers will take…
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Foolish Thinking
Some situations are not meant for you to change. Some situations are meant to change you. Neva eva chase after anyone that’s not chasing after you. Knowing your worth is most important. Don’t cry ova someone/something that doesn’t belong to you. They’ll never know the true value of your tears. Never hold on to anyone…
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Dear God…
Dear God What have you placed in my hands? Please help me understand why I am the way that I am. I have so much room for improvement. I’m in desperate need to have you close to me… Why am I a horrible father? Why was I a horrible husband? Why am I a poor…
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The Secret
After 11 years and experienced a failed marriage, I asked a woman who has been married for well over 50 years one simple question. “What is the secret to a successful marriage”? The woman looked at me, smiled and said “Laughter and being hard of hearing”. Food for thought. Grab a plate. Then relate. Harlem,…
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Hidden Colors: While Eating Shrimp
There’s a direct relationship between going to prison, owning businesses, and corporations. Knowing the difference when calling it scrimp while eating shrimp, is priceless. Build your castle one floor at a time. 1st Floor: Businesses & Industries = Economics There’s a direct relationship between having a business and being in prison. Go and find 7-8 Asians…
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Sunday’s Brunch: Girls Club Chatter
Our love is solid like a rock. Nothing can tear us apart. Muffin: “He is out of his mind, doesn’t he know I be tired after a long days work? Girl I need a vacation cause these men must be crazy. After I put the kids down I barley have enough energy for myself to…
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Sweet Young Love
Young Women & Older Women Nah, nicca I’m an ole man. Getting money and having sex is everything. At this point and time what do I look like tryin to phuck wit a chick my age? That’s like forcing two fat people to be together. Have you ever seen two big people sit together in…
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Mr. Charlie
The year that past retraced its steps… Welcome to the wonderful world of Grey where life is suspended and issues are placed into a microwave then dumped in a sink. Watch the dirty plates dance and wash themselves as the food circle around the drain only to later disappear then suddenly reappear on the…
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Asszilla
There’s never a wrong time for the right person. Asszilla Her dream was to have a wife and a husband. Since society isn’t ready for that kind of shyt she settled with just having a husband and a best friend, on the side. Brutha licked his lips and extended his olive branch to her then placed his order…
Harlem Inner City Blues: Random Thoughts 