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LeBron James: The Resuscitator

The Cav’s look scary.  Should LBJ bring a title to Cleveland not only would this become an historic event for a dead city he would then have nothing more to prove by staying, LeBron James would then be considered, in chess terms, a “Knight” for hire. LeBron James: The Resuscitator  LeBron James: The Liberator of Dead and lost Cities.

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Malaysian Thai Stick: Lil Bit

When I first laid eyes on Honey Sweet she threw my whole game plan off; my swag was defiantly thrown for a loop.  Nahmean!  I had to collect myself and check my breath to make sure it wasn’t stinkin.  I’ll admit I was shook, no lie word to the mutha, on my left lazy eye.   Chocolates From

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Cold Feet?

Some women are so hurt and disappointed with men they’ll remember to close their hearts but forget and keep their legs open. Look homie you just phucked up so now it’s time to hustle, hit the boards and rebound after a missed shot. Whenever you find yourself in the hot seat, paint a picture for

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His Cellie

(11:45pm) The phone rings and as he makes his way out of the bedroom and enters the kitchen for a little more privacy and discreteness. Him:  Baby you know I can’t wait until I get my car. The phuckin bus broke down and I’m almost home. Just so you know, I hate public transportation. Her: 

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His Hidden Agenda

Real talk baby gurl, he’s gay and it’s better to get over it now instead of crying about it later. He has gay tendencies. For the record, I don’t have any problem with the homosexual community. I don’t care if you’re gay, bi-curious, straight or just straight up different. If it works for you I’m

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No Mistakes

There are no mistakes, only experiences… Food for thought, grab a plate. Then relate Harlem, Heaven is at the foot of Mother…

Ladies

Don’t choose the better guy. Choose the guy that makes you a better woman. Food for thought.  Grab a plate. Harlem, Heaven is at the foot of Mother…

Overrated

Young man being married is overrated. Don’t be fooled and save yourself the trouble of finding out the hard way. Stay single for as long as possible and keep your money in your pocket. Save, invest, put it in an IRA and 401K account but don’t you ever put your money in the hands of

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What’s My Name?

What’s My Name? You already know who she be. Dressed up, strapped up and tatted up. Girlfriend’s from the block. She could suck the guts out of a pickle, leave nothing but the skin, spit the seeds out and hold the rest in her mouth and wipe her chin. Bandana type wearin, homie she rocked

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Toi

When she entered the main entrance lobby Brutha could smell her perfume before she walked into view. She hadn’t gotten around the corner before the hairs on the back of his neck stood on its end. The sound of her heels gently hitting across the marble floor revealed she was not a heavy chick, breaking

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A Watermelon Tear

Never cry a watermelon on a pea brain.  Our decisions determine our outcome. What you can tolerate you cannot change If you make only $7 and you settle for only $7 you will never make $8. Staying with a man that beats you only equates to more beatings. I bet he’s telling you he loves you

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What Do You Crave?

Occupationally speaking, what does your body crave? What would you truly enjoy doing if you lived in a world with no pressure, no great expectations or a hidden agenda? It is possible, maybe even to have a short life full of what you like doing than to endure a long insipid life perpetuating a certain

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