“Excuse me Sir. Please drop the candy bar and slowly back away from the small child”. Gluttonous Maximus: Who Ate My Chili? So you’re gonna let me vent right? Check this out. I can’t mention his name but maybe by chance you’ll figure it out but for now we’ll just call him “Tiny”. To tell
Tag: baby momma drama
This is fo the bitch azz muthaphucka that had the audacity to call the next nicca askin questions about a Brutha and their girl. Questions like. What you be callin fo? Why you be textin her, though? What’s goin on wit you and my girl? Listen up lil bitch, I’m only gonna say it once. Anytime you
His picture captured her attention but it was his words that obtained her arousal. Lady stood in the background deep within the shadows of the room finally mustering enough courage to let him know that the boom-boom effect exists. The Boom-Boom Effect On the 1st night she greeted him at the door wearing a wife
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Her 90 Day Rule Before I Can Smash? FOREPLAY As I approach my 4th year of celibacy my birthday and yet another holiday pass, the emptiness and the loneliness begin to set in and grow. So, I dream of a White Christmas minus the snow. You are my Alaye (A-lay-he), God has blessed me… I
She pays the light bill, the food, the car note, her student loan, the gas and the rent. All from one paycheck. She thinks to herself, why are you here? Other than making babies what is he good for? I Don’t Need You Your woman doesn’t smile at you like she use to anymore. There’er times you don’t
Beauty is a beast all by itself but a good woman, an educated woman is the type of woman that make a man storm the beach or die trying. The Dumb Shit Men Do Ah yeah, you already know who I be, constantly doin me, sliding through your hood on that dumb shit fo all to
The good ole relationship and the days of Nana and Poppa are long behind us. Almost nobody is retiring from a job after 20 years and only a few can say they worked at one place for as long to retire from. The same can be said about lasting relationships. Child Support: Anger, Bitterness & Spitefulness Today, in this microwave
Healing is revealing You went in with your heart all wide open with an understanding that love is on the other side of the fence. You then became frustrated, vulnerable and mad as hell. You hold wilted flowers in one hand and toss your Starbucks coffee onto the sidewalk with the other. You slowly walked through
The slave (working stiff) is foolish when he tries to be just like his master (employer). The objective is to change the game. Where there’s no vision the people will perish. Companies and corporations are tapping into our youth’s vision, energy and resources then use it to their advantage and financial gain. This is how they stay
When a woman selects a man to be her side guy, to do side shyt… He fails to embrace the sideness of her offering by catchin feelings about his position. Her Guy, On The Side (1:00pm driving and his boy wants to get a bite to eat) Maynard: Are you sure you got it together? You’re
The Definition of A Patent: “To control something” or it’s “your intention to make a profit” so that nobody else can use what you’ve invented. Patent # – CA2741523A1 http://www.google.com/patents/CA2741523A1?cl=en Harlem, Heaven is at the foot of Mother…