Category: shorty

Malaysian Thai Stick: Lil Bit

When I first laid eyes on Honey Sweet she threw my whole game plan off; my swag was defiantly thrown for a loop.  Nahmean!  I had to collect myself and check my breath to make sure it wasn’t stinkin.  I’ll admit I was shook, no lie word to the mutha, on my left lazy eye.   Chocolates From

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Sweet Young Love

Young Women & Older Women Nah, nicca I’m an ole man.  Getting money and having sex is everything.  At this point and time what do I look like tryin to phuck wit a chick my age? That’s like forcing two fat people to be together. Have you ever seen two big people sit together in

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Asszilla

There’s never a wrong time for the right person. Asszilla Her dream was to have a wife and a husband. Since society isn’t ready for that kind of shyt she settled with just having a husband and a best friend, on the side. Brutha licked his lips and extended his olive branch to her then placed his order

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Overrated

Young man being married is overrated. Don’t be fooled and save yourself the trouble of finding out the hard way. Stay single for as long as possible and keep your money in your pocket. Save, invest, put it in an IRA and 401K account but don’t you ever put your money in the hands of

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The Dream

Raheem the ladies dream, said the girls like him cause he keeps it 100. “I’m a real dude my G and the women respect that. Nahmean!” He said. “You know how I do. I’m a in and out type of dude. I don’t lay in shyt. When you lay you sleep and you know sleep

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In My Day

I love being single.  Man, when I was young and I’d hit da club the women would line up just to dance with me. I didn’t have to pay fo water. I mean, I had them eating out of my hands. Those were da dayz. Now a youngin won’t even look at me. I find

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Planet Climax

Giana received and read her text message.  In one motion she took off her black lace lingerie and matching nightgown only to throw on a pair of jeans that was hanging in her walk-in closet. It was a vision to watch GiGi get dressed.  Gi, slowly pulled her favorite jeans up around her sexy behind

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Good Pizza

Supervisin, flexin on dat managin tip. She was Dominos pushin pizza, Minus the hut type of shyt. Lips lickin, Vaseline shinnin, Can I take your order? Translate: What’s on yo mind? Smiling like, “BabyBoi wuz good wit cha?” Smellin like today’s special. Pepperoni, onions and extra sausage. Oh boy! My favorite. She don’t even have

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Lyfe’s Struggle

Brutha is guilty.  He shuts people out not realizing that he is actually closing the door on himself, mashing the fingers of love. It’s your struggle, own it.  Embrace your destiny; the inner purpose of your life that can be discovered and realized. I’d rather fail at what I love until I get it right.

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Fire & Ice

This is fire. I’ve been looking for you all my life. Trust me, I see you too, boo. This is what I will run home to. She is the ice in my cup. She is absolutely da buzz of my Patron. This is all the alcohol I will ever need. She’s more than a glass to hold.

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This Awesome Power

You’ve captured God and placed her inside of a bottle high upon a shelf out of reach and out of sight from others.  The root is hidden in plain sight.  People only view the tree.  She is the most important factor; the main ingredient which is absent from your offering. You’ve burglarized and burnt down our

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The Pink Palace & The Sand Box

In the dirty world of business sometimes winning is by surrendering. “Beware of the free lunch for everything has a price”. The Pink Palace & The Sand Box He has a face made for radio and his golden voice is tailor made for The Bravo Channel. His family sent him to boarding school for a

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