Category: sex

Pissed

This is fo the bitch azz muthaphucka that had the audacity to call the next nicca askin questions about a Brutha and their girl.  Questions like.  What you be callin fo?  Why you be textin her, though?  What’s goin on wit you and my girl?  Listen up lil bitch, I’m only gonna say it once.  Anytime you

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The Boom-Boom Effect

His picture captured her attention but it was his words that obtained her arousal. Lady stood in the background deep within the shadows of the room finally mustering enough courage to let him know that the boom-boom effect exists.  The Boom-Boom Effect On the 1st night she greeted him at the door wearing a wife

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The Dumb Shit Men Do

Beauty is a beast all by itself but a good woman, an educated woman is the type of woman that make a man storm the beach or die trying. The Dumb Shit Men Do   Ah yeah, you already know who I be, constantly doin me, sliding through your hood on that dumb shit fo all to

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Child Support: Anger, Bitterness & Spitefulness

 The good ole relationship and the days of Nana and Poppa are long behind us.  Almost nobody is retiring from a job after 20 years and only a few can say they worked at one place for as long to retire from.  The same can be said about lasting relationships.  Child Support: Anger, Bitterness & Spitefulness Today, in this microwave

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Her Guy, On The Side

 When a woman selects a man to be her side guy, to do side shyt… He fails to embrace the sideness of her offering by catchin feelings about his position. Her Guy, On The Side  (1:00pm driving and his boy wants to get a bite to eat) Maynard: Are you sure you got it together? You’re

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Cold Feet?

Some women are so hurt and disappointed with men they’ll remember to close their hearts but forget and keep their legs open. Look homie you just phucked up so now it’s time to hustle, hit the boards and rebound after a missed shot. Whenever you find yourself in the hot seat, paint a picture for

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His Cellie

(11:45pm) The phone rings and as he makes his way out of the bedroom and enters the kitchen for a little more privacy and discreteness. Him:  Baby you know I can’t wait until I get my car. The phuckin bus broke down and I’m almost home. Just so you know, I hate public transportation. Her: 

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His Hidden Agenda

Real talk baby gurl, he’s gay and it’s better to get over it now instead of crying about it later. He has gay tendencies. For the record, I don’t have any problem with the homosexual community. I don’t care if you’re gay, bi-curious, straight or just straight up different. If it works for you I’m

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Men’s Panties

Over 1 million people are currently incarcerated in the American prison system. Men’s Panties Pants saggin is a mainstream jailhouse culture that has swept across America and is now considered to be a fashion statement. Every generation has it’s questionable moment in fashion.  In prison or in any jail system the correction officers will take

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Sunday’s Brunch: Girls Club Chatter

Our love is solid like a rock. Nothing can tear us apart. Muffin: “He is out of his mind, doesn’t he know I be tired after a long days work? Girl I need a vacation cause these men must be crazy. After I put the kids down I barley have enough energy for myself to

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Sweet Young Love

Young Women & Older Women Nah, nicca I’m an ole man.  Getting money and having sex is everything.  At this point and time what do I look like tryin to phuck wit a chick my age? That’s like forcing two fat people to be together. Have you ever seen two big people sit together in

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Asszilla

There’s never a wrong time for the right person. Asszilla Her dream was to have a wife and a husband. Since society isn’t ready for that kind of shyt she settled with just having a husband and a best friend, on the side. Brutha licked his lips and extended his olive branch to her then placed his order

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