Harlem Inner City Blues: Random Thoughts
A Harlem Point Of View
Our love is solid like a rock. Nothing can tear us apart. Muffin: “He is out of his mind, doesn’t he know I be tired after a long days work? Girl I need a vacation cause these men must be crazy. After I put the kids down I barley have enough energy for myself to
Young man being married is overrated. Don’t be fooled and save yourself the trouble of finding out the hard way. Stay single for as long as possible and keep your money in your pocket. Save, invest, put it in an IRA and 401K account but don’t you ever put your money in the hands of
What’s My Name? You already know who she be. Dressed up, strapped up and tatted up. Girlfriend’s from the block. She could suck the guts out of a pickle, leave nothing but the skin, spit the seeds out and hold the rest in her mouth and wipe her chin. Bandana type wearin, homie she rocked
I love being single. Man, when I was young and I’d hit da club the women would line up just to dance with me. I didn’t have to pay fo water. I mean, I had them eating out of my hands. Those were da dayz. Now a youngin won’t even look at me. I find
When the upgrade from a boyfriend to a man is overdue. Buckhead Suites She complained about having neck and back pain. As they walked to the room she was rubbing her neck showing him where it was tight. She opened the door and said come in and close the door behind you. She walked directly
Mesa ran into the building gasping for his breath, sweating, heart pounding and talking fast about he had just been, got. He said a woman got him; took him for $155 in food and drinks. It was Mesa’s birthday weekend and I never saw a Brutha so distraught. “I fell for it B. Neva let
Cookie Some people drink milk and with their cake and cookies. Just so you know, this chick blends ice cream, cake and cookies and call it a smoothie. 5’-4”, 265lbs and growing, I mean evolving and get this, her nick name is Cookie. WTF! More like The Cookie Monsta. If another woman name her child
I hope you know your lady is very special. She has this beautiful way about her that make me feel like a King. You’d be surprise just how much she’s willing to take. Nahmean! Keep watching Sports Channel and ESPN. Playing Sony Playstation and Xbox is more important, right? Don’t even put down the joystick. Baby girl’s pickup
Dearly beloved, a relationship is a marathon and not a 100 yard dash. It’s a slow cook, a long grid; not something you place in a microwave, smile and say “magic”. My boy, you can’t worship a woman just because she gives you some head every now and again. Sex and a strong six months don’t cut
Supervisin, flexin on dat managin tip. She was Dominos pushin pizza, Minus the hut type of shyt. Lips lickin, Vaseline shinnin, Can I take your order? Translate: What’s on yo mind? Smiling like, “BabyBoi wuz good wit cha?” Smellin like today’s special. Pepperoni, onions and extra sausage. Oh boy! My favorite. She don’t even have
Brutha is guilty. He shuts people out not realizing that he is actually closing the door on himself, mashing the fingers of love. It’s your struggle, own it. Embrace your destiny; the inner purpose of your life that can be discovered and realized. I’d rather fail at what I love until I get it right.
Love Baby Gurl from your heart. The expression that appears on Honey’s face make the gesture worth the effort. The moment you walk through the door is truly priceless. Just think about the love Sweetie will make and the many different ways Lady will thank you for thinking about her in such a way. The joy it will bring to know
Harlem Inner City Blues: Random Thoughts 