This woman is Phine not fine but Ph to the Muthaphuckin phine. Secret Confessions Katt Leya Act I: Kattnip When I first saw her, I had this stupid look on my face. I couldn’t even look at her because she was that fine. I mean dipped in honey phine. Can’t speak cause the words won’t
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That stupid look on Your face after a False praise Right when you Drop everybody For somebody Ending up With nobody Harlem, Heaven is at the foot of Mother… https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/praise/ #dailyprompt #praise
It’s that sobering moment of blurred vision once the road seemed to get narrower while approaching a checkpoint. That’s normally when you discover the art of effective driving verses irresponsible driving while under the influence of alcohol applies. The glare from the flashing headlights and the piercing sound of a police car siren that forces
So you want to be a man. Say hello to my little friend. Welcome to the boys club. Now, let the games begin Stinky’s Revenge Stinky’s not True to this He’s green And new to it His frail body Wasn’t ready For Jail He must’ve weigh 100 pounds wet Holding a pail A brand New
When mass transit can drive you safely to your destination better than your own personal designated driver. Designated Driver Speed bumps in the Sky as we Park letting the Cars drive by Taking the train To the game Avoiding traffic Often at night Can get heavy and thick – Designated Driver Drive by your Favorite drive-thru To
When the covers come off and the reality is revealed. Masking the Layers Foundation masking Nobody asking A pound of flesh – A snip here A tuck there The visual lie Her hidden agenda – Covering the wounds Never changing the sheets Masking the layers Another way to cheat – When she took off her
When an Island storm of short cuts bring about short cut results. An Island Storm of Short Cuts Beware of the person who’s in your life watching their biological clock, want children and to be married. This person may truly not want you but desire the idea of being married with children and you will
“Excuse me Sir. Please drop the candy bar and slowly back away from the small child”. Gluttonous Maximus: Who Ate My Chili? So you’re gonna let me vent right? Check this out. I can’t mention his name but maybe by chance you’ll figure it out but for now we’ll just call him “Tiny”. To tell
This is fo the bitch azz muthaphucka that had the audacity to call the next nicca askin questions about a Brutha and their girl. Questions like. What you be callin fo? Why you be textin her, though? What’s goin on wit you and my girl? Listen up lil bitch, I’m only gonna say it once. Anytime you
At the tender age of four she was molested, raped and held captive for four days. During that time her stepfather taught her how to ride the pony and showed her rodeo tricks while balancing her on his third leg. He taught her how to hold her breath and how to breathe through her nose.
Everybody has the unthinkable happen to them throughout the course of their lives. Whether it be an outlook on life, children or adults who experience some sort of violation opposed on them against their will such as a sex act, finding themselves homeless or going without food and being hungry. One can order a deal of a meal when at their
So what my lips are like soup coolers. They get the job done. I haven’t any complaints either. Hey, I’m a good guy and far from being a dog of a man on any level. Life is complicated enough don’t you think? The Winner Is… I just like to have my options open before making the wrong decision. I don’t