Category: Homie

Her Guy, On The Side

 When a woman selects a man to be her side guy, to do side shyt… He fails to embrace the sideness of her offering by catchin feelings about his position. Her Guy, On The Side  (1:00pm driving and his boy wants to get a bite to eat) Maynard: Are you sure you got it together? You’re

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His Hidden Agenda

Real talk baby gurl, he’s gay and it’s better to get over it now instead of crying about it later. He has gay tendencies. For the record, I don’t have any problem with the homosexual community. I don’t care if you’re gay, bi-curious, straight or just straight up different. If it works for you I’m

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Sweet Young Love

Young Women & Older Women Nah, nicca I’m an ole man.  Getting money and having sex is everything.  At this point and time what do I look like tryin to phuck wit a chick my age? That’s like forcing two fat people to be together. Have you ever seen two big people sit together in

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Overrated

Young man being married is overrated. Don’t be fooled and save yourself the trouble of finding out the hard way. Stay single for as long as possible and keep your money in your pocket. Save, invest, put it in an IRA and 401K account but don’t you ever put your money in the hands of

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Hard Body

I hope you know your lady is very special. She has this beautiful way about her that make me feel like a King. You’d be surprise just how much she’s willing to take.  Nahmean! Keep watching Sports Channel and ESPN.  Playing Sony Playstation and Xbox is more important, right?  Don’t even put down the joystick. Baby girl’s pickup

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Fire & Ice

This is fire. I’ve been looking for you all my life. Trust me, I see you too, boo. This is what I will run home to. She is the ice in my cup. She is absolutely da buzz of my Patron. This is all the alcohol I will ever need. She’s more than a glass to hold.

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This Bud’s For You

Happy Valentine Day! I place you inside a glass jar, add water and some fake snow, shake it, look at it and say, how beautiful.  You deserve more than I can ever give.   This picture represents and reflects your inner and outer beauty.  You have a very special place in my heart. I look at

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