Category: girlfriends

Harlem Fetish Part 5: Thick Perfection

 Enter the realm of her thickness. The pursuit of happiness. Our Creator’s gift awaits for thee. They come in all shapes and beautiful sizes. Remember to pick up your face from off the floor.  Harlem Fetish: Thick Perfection – Dominican Princess Harlem Fetish: Thick Perfection – Ingress Admission Harlem Fetish: Thick Perfection – All Hail To

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Harlem Fetish Part 3: Sexy Evening Attire

Keep on your sweat pants and long t-shirts and see how long it takes for him to come home.  What will it take to make him run home? Back to basics.  It’s really not rocket science. Harlem Fetish: Sexy Evening Attire – Water Never Looked So Good Harlem Fetish: Sexy Evening Attire – Listening To

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Her 90 Day Rule Before I Can Smash?

Her 90 Day Rule Before I Can Smash? FOREPLAY As I approach my 4th year of celibacy my birthday and yet another holiday pass, the emptiness and the loneliness begin to set in and grow. So, I dream of a White Christmas minus the snow. You are my Alaye (A-lay-he), God has blessed me… I

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Ferguson: Michael Brown, Civil Unrest & Change

CNN televised the fiery passionate expression of a people in great despair. Poor people, angry, disenfranchised citizens of Missouri, Ferguson living and witnessing the American experiment. It was a day of shame that imbrue the fabric of our national conscious.  This greasy spot will be forever burned on the entire nations memory.  Malcolm X, my

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Child Support: Anger, Bitterness & Spitefulness

 The good ole relationship and the days of Nana and Poppa are long behind us.  Almost nobody is retiring from a job after 20 years and only a few can say they worked at one place for as long to retire from.  The same can be said about lasting relationships.  Child Support: Anger, Bitterness & Spitefulness Today, in this microwave

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Cold Feet?

Some women are so hurt and disappointed with men they’ll remember to close their hearts but forget and keep their legs open. Look homie you just phucked up so now it’s time to hustle, hit the boards and rebound after a missed shot. Whenever you find yourself in the hot seat, paint a picture for

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His Cellie

(11:45pm) The phone rings and as he makes his way out of the bedroom and enters the kitchen for a little more privacy and discreteness. Him:  Baby you know I can’t wait until I get my car. The phuckin bus broke down and I’m almost home. Just so you know, I hate public transportation. Her: 

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His Hidden Agenda

Real talk baby gurl, he’s gay and it’s better to get over it now instead of crying about it later. He has gay tendencies. For the record, I don’t have any problem with the homosexual community. I don’t care if you’re gay, bi-curious, straight or just straight up different. If it works for you I’m

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Foolish Thinking

Some situations are not meant for you to change. Some situations are meant to change you. Neva eva chase after anyone that’s not chasing after you. Knowing your worth is most important. Don’t cry ova someone/something that doesn’t belong to you. They’ll never know the true value of your tears. Never hold on to anyone

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No Mistakes

There are no mistakes, only experiences… Food for thought, grab a plate. Then relate Harlem, Heaven is at the foot of Mother…

Sweet Young Love

Young Women & Older Women Nah, nicca I’m an ole man.  Getting money and having sex is everything.  At this point and time what do I look like tryin to phuck wit a chick my age? That’s like forcing two fat people to be together. Have you ever seen two big people sit together in

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Mr. Charlie

The year that past retraced its steps…   Welcome to the wonderful world of Grey where life is suspended and issues are placed into a microwave then dumped in a sink. Watch the dirty plates dance and wash themselves as the food circle around the drain only to later disappear then suddenly reappear on the

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