Harlem Inner City Blues: Random Thoughts
A Harlem Point Of View
Her 90 Day Rule Before I Can Smash? FOREPLAY As I approach my 4th year of celibacy my birthday and yet another holiday pass, the emptiness and the loneliness begin to set in and grow. So, I dream of a White Christmas minus the snow. You are my Alaye (A-lay-he), God has blessed me… I
She pays the light bill, the food, the car note, her student loan, the gas and the rent. All from one paycheck. She thinks to herself, why are you here? Other than making babies what is he good for? I Don’t Need You Your woman doesn’t smile at you like she use to anymore. There’er times you don’t
Beauty is a beast all by itself but a good woman, an educated woman is the type of woman that make a man storm the beach or die trying. The Dumb Shit Men Do Ah yeah, you already know who I be, constantly doin me, sliding through your hood on that dumb shit fo all to
The good ole relationship and the days of Nana and Poppa are long behind us. Almost nobody is retiring from a job after 20 years and only a few can say they worked at one place for as long to retire from. The same can be said about lasting relationships. Child Support: Anger, Bitterness & Spitefulness Today, in this microwave
Healing is revealing You went in with your heart all wide open with an understanding that love is on the other side of the fence. You then became frustrated, vulnerable and mad as hell. You hold wilted flowers in one hand and toss your Starbucks coffee onto the sidewalk with the other. You slowly walked through
When a woman selects a man to be her side guy, to do side shyt… He fails to embrace the sideness of her offering by catchin feelings about his position. Her Guy, On The Side (1:00pm driving and his boy wants to get a bite to eat) Maynard: Are you sure you got it together? You’re
(11:45pm) The phone rings and as he makes his way out of the bedroom and enters the kitchen for a little more privacy and discreteness. Him: Baby you know I can’t wait until I get my car. The phuckin bus broke down and I’m almost home. Just so you know, I hate public transportation. Her:
Real talk baby gurl, he’s gay and it’s better to get over it now instead of crying about it later. He has gay tendencies. For the record, I don’t have any problem with the homosexual community. I don’t care if you’re gay, bi-curious, straight or just straight up different. If it works for you I’m
Over 1 million people are currently incarcerated in the American prison system. Men’s Panties Pants saggin is a mainstream jailhouse culture that has swept across America and is now considered to be a fashion statement. Every generation has it’s questionable moment in fashion. In prison or in any jail system the correction officers will take
The year that past retraced its steps… Welcome to the wonderful world of Grey where life is suspended and issues are placed into a microwave then dumped in a sink. Watch the dirty plates dance and wash themselves as the food circle around the drain only to later disappear then suddenly reappear on the
There’s never a wrong time for the right person. Asszilla Her dream was to have a wife and a husband. Since society isn’t ready for that kind of shyt she settled with just having a husband and a best friend, on the side. Brutha licked his lips and extended his olive branch to her then placed his order
Don’t think it’s right to call yourself “Celibate” if you play with yourself or own sex toys and use them when necessary. That’s not being celibate that’s called “Something Else”. You’re fooling yourself if you view it differently. Single Dads: If you are home with the kids or if you just have them over for
Harlem Inner City Blues: Random Thoughts 