Category: ass

Pissed

This is fo the bitch azz muthaphucka that had the audacity to call the next nicca askin questions about a Brutha and their girl.  Questions like.  What you be callin fo?  Why you be textin her, though?  What’s goin on wit you and my girl?  Listen up lil bitch, I’m only gonna say it once.  Anytime you

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The Dumb Shit Men Do

Beauty is a beast all by itself but a good woman, an educated woman is the type of woman that make a man storm the beach or die trying. The Dumb Shit Men Do   Ah yeah, you already know who I be, constantly doin me, sliding through your hood on that dumb shit fo all to

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Her Guy, On The Side

 When a woman selects a man to be her side guy, to do side shyt… He fails to embrace the sideness of her offering by catchin feelings about his position. Her Guy, On The Side  (1:00pm driving and his boy wants to get a bite to eat) Maynard: Are you sure you got it together? You’re

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His Hidden Agenda

Real talk baby gurl, he’s gay and it’s better to get over it now instead of crying about it later. He has gay tendencies. For the record, I don’t have any problem with the homosexual community. I don’t care if you’re gay, bi-curious, straight or just straight up different. If it works for you I’m

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Men’s Panties

Over 1 million people are currently incarcerated in the American prison system. Men’s Panties Pants saggin is a mainstream jailhouse culture that has swept across America and is now considered to be a fashion statement. Every generation has it’s questionable moment in fashion.  In prison or in any jail system the correction officers will take

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Sunday’s Brunch: Girls Club Chatter

Our love is solid like a rock. Nothing can tear us apart. Muffin: “He is out of his mind, doesn’t he know I be tired after a long days work? Girl I need a vacation cause these men must be crazy. After I put the kids down I barley have enough energy for myself to

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Sweet Young Love

Young Women & Older Women Nah, nicca I’m an ole man.  Getting money and having sex is everything.  At this point and time what do I look like tryin to phuck wit a chick my age? That’s like forcing two fat people to be together. Have you ever seen two big people sit together in

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Asszilla

There’s never a wrong time for the right person. Asszilla Her dream was to have a wife and a husband. Since society isn’t ready for that kind of shyt she settled with just having a husband and a best friend, on the side. Brutha licked his lips and extended his olive branch to her then placed his order

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Intermission

Fo Da Ladies…  Don’t forget to click or cut & paste into your web browser to receive your intermission treat.   I will admit I’ve been holding out.   Follow me on twitter @harlematltibbs  & check out Enter Harlem’s Corner at Tumblr ( The Pinterest site is under construction.) where you will find Harlem’s Heavy Hitters, Harlem

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I’ll Take The Ugly Chick

I’ll Take The Ugly Chick For the past 13 years Brutha has been working his butt off and had little to show for it. He started to dive himself into his work and made the decision to change his lackadaisical tendencies and focus on what’s most important which is happiness. Some have given praises calling

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Driving Mz Hazel

After Mz. Hazel left Brutha couldn’t get her out of his mind. He wanted to send for her return. I want to take off her clothes, place her on the bed and go low, lick her entire body real slow, and taste all of her sweetness. Driving Mz Hazel When she met him she was

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